Transcription: Here's a non-offensive, non-denominational holiday song by the school chef. I'm gonna lay you down, bother you along. I'm gonna love you right. Baby, I'm gonna deck your halls and style up your night. You'll hear the hair of an angel sing when I'm sliding off your bra. I just can't wait to jingle your bells and follow I LIE! YOU LIE! I wish Kyle was here. It just doesn't seem right without him. Well, old Kyle's gonna be locked up for a while, so get used to it!